Funny One Year Work Anniversary Quotes & Sayings

I swung the door open and relaxed. She wasn't there. I stepped in and shut the door behind me. I had promised God I wouldn't touch anything. I'd just look at what was lying around. If Jane Eyre had only looked around a little, she might have saved herself a lot of heartache. — Annie Barrows

As a major country music fan, the CMA awards are my favorite! — Megan Alexander

Our family arrived in England in 1960. At that time I thought the war was ancient history. But if I think of 15 years ago from now, that's 1990, and that seems like yesterday to me. — Kazuo Ishiguro

What's the meaning of life?"
"I have been programmed by Hexus to reply 'meatballs,'" it says. — Lydia Kang

I've been working on something, just some jazz, relaxed stuff. It will be standard, just piano and voice. It started out as a fun project for me though, I'm still not sure about releasing it. — Justin Guarini

{20:31} Presents and gifts blind the eyes of judges, and silence their mouths, turning them aside from their task of correction. {20:32} — The Biblescript

It's definitely an intrinsic part of my makeup that makes me want to see black when everyone else is seeing white. — Shirley Manson

Nothing conceivable is so petty, so insipid, so crowded with paltry interests, in one word, so anti-poetic, as the life of a man in the United States. — Alexis De Tocqueville

I sense that the chocolate chips have hit the fan. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes