Funny Omnivore Quotes & Sayings

My wife made me join a bridge club ... I jump off next Tuesday. — Rodney Dangerfield

All the things I thought I was - simple and plain and sometime funny - are very small words. They do not begin to describe me. They do not begin to express what is inside of me. I have value, and I have worth. I cannot be replaced like old shoes or taken for granted like tap water. — Adriana Trigiani

The three-pound organ in your skull - with its pink consistency of Jell-o - is an alien kind of computational material. It is composed of miniaturized, self-configuring parts, and it vastly outstrips anything we've dreamt of building. — David Eagleman

Choreography and creativity - it's my matrix; let's see where we can move. — Wayne McGregor

Love everyone but love yourself the most. — Debasish Mridha