Funny Oliver Reed Quotes & Sayings

Not a sparrow falls to the ground without His seeing it." "But it falls, just the same. What good is seeing it fall? — Mark Twain

I turned to kiss his fingertips. He stared into my eyes again, those sex sapphires doing their voodoo that made me a puddle of voodoo goo. For him to woo. See what he did to me? — Alice Clayton

I don't hate anyone. I dislike. But my dislike is the equivalent of anyone else's hate. — Elsa Maxwell

English humor is hard to appreciate, though, unless you are trained to it. The English papers, in reporting my speeches, always put 'laughter' in the wrong place. — Mark Twain

I love you, man. You rule! Thanks for the food. It touches me deep in my tender place. (Sway) I don't want to know nothing about your tender place, you freak. (Devyn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

One mg. of iron supplied by wheat is not nearly as valuable as one mg. of iron supplied by salt. — C.A. Elvehjem

Most people live in fear of some terrible event changing their lives, the death of a loved one or a serious illness. For the chronically ill, this terrible event has already happened, and we have been let in on an amazing secret: You survive. You adapt, and your life changes, but in the end you go on, with whatever compromises you have been forced to make, whatever losses you have been forced to endure. You learn to balance your fears with the simple truth that you must go on living. — Jamie Weisman

The benefit of writing a collection - as opposed to a novel - is that I'm able to have some version of the war in each story without having to comment on its all-encompassing nature. Turn the page and here are new characters and new situations, but the war remains ... Isn't that how life has been for us for over a decade? — Said Sayrafiezadeh

No one else will ever see your dream until YOU envision it. See it and they'll see it too. — Toni Sorenson

We have a harder way to succeed in life as Serbs because of the past that we had and because of the history we had. — Novak Djokovic