Funny Old Age Birthday Quotes & Sayings

We are following with great concern the preparations of the crusaders to launch war on the former capital of Muslims ... and to install a puppet government ...
Fight these despots. I remind you that victory comes only from God.
The fighting should be in the name of God only, not in the name of national ideologies nor to seek victory for the ignorant governments that rule all Arab states, including Iraq.
[bin Laden's message: fight the 'crusaders'] — Osama Bin Laden

If the White House could do more to tell parents that getting children reading is their business too, we'd see a big difference. Hollywood and the NBA or NFL could step in, too. In England they have an event called Book Day, where every child receives a pound to use at any bookstore. — James Patterson

When you write for a comic series, many superheroes have 60 or some years of history that you are coming into. — G. Willow Wilson

A cult classic is one that has been fully embraced by an alternative audience, not the popular audience. — Bruce Campbell

There are times when the human face and body can express the yearning of the heart so accurately that you can, as they say, read them like a book. Do not abandon me. — Diane Setterfield

To know the truth, is to know the realm of God's Image-Nation — Carl Painter

Conscience is that which hurts when everything else feels marvelous. — Leopold Stokowski

Your real name is a mortal name. Now you need one that is immortal, the one that takes the high stage and plays above the rest. You can't be immortal and mortal at the same time. — Keith Buckley

You noticed that I wore this outfit twice? Why, the only thing you wear twice is a sour expression. — L.M. Montgomery

My mom had this inate ability. Whatever town my mother moved to, the second she walked into town, she would instantly attract the alpha loser of that town. This guy was not a good guy. This guy was half O.J. Simpson and half O.J. Simpson. Scott Peterson sprinkles on the top, a side of Robert Blake. You know, not a good guy. — Christopher Titus