Funny Oilfield Quotes & Sayings

Draw a cart with horses, or push it down a hill ... Both move the cart, aye?
Daerwin of Brannagh — Jordan MacLean

Is there a separation between body and mind, and if so which is it better to have? — Woody Allen

It's one thing to make peace with the idea of something that's going to happen someday; it's another to find yourself at that day. — Lee Unkrich

One thunderbolt strikes
root through everything — Heraclitus

All play and no work makes Jack a mere toy. — Paul Laurence Dunbar

You could make friends with a possessed unicorn, couldn't you?"
"Probably so. We both fart rainbows. — Jamie Farrell

I absolutely loved being famous. It was all great, up until the point when it wasn't. — Noel Gallagher

Keep reading books, but remember that a book's only a book, and you should learn to think for yourself. — Maxim Gorky

Living does mean accepting the loss of one joy after another, not even joys in her case, mere possibilities of improvement. — Vladimir Nabokov

A book is a door, you know. Always and forever. A book is a door into another place and another heart and another world. — Catherynne M Valente

A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in.. And how many want out. — Tony Blair

There are five different ways you can do it. You can do it through not giving them the subsidy that we pay them. You know, we pay Mexico a subsidy. I don't know if you know. But the whole thing is ridiculous. We're paying everybody subsidy. We actually have a small portion of China where they get a subsidy from us because they haven't ended it for years. — Donald Trump