Funny Oil Rig Quotes & Sayings

I have an avocado tree at my place in Los Angeles - it's the smoother-skinned one, which tends to be a little stringy. Often the birds or raccoons get the avocados before I can harvest them. I have figs, too, which are great with prosciutto, of course. I have limes and lemons, which I use to make lemonade. — Kyle MacLachlan

We carry your precious misery with us like a holy fucking relic. — Scott Lynch

I've been a minimalist my whole life, even if you wouldn't know it from my office. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor. — Artie Lange

Try to look at your weakness and convert it into your strength. That's success. — Zig Ziglar

Unable to help herself, she cupped — Jill Shalvis

Mastery lies not merely in stilling the mind, but in directing it towards whatever point we desire, in allowing it to be active as far as we wish, in using it to fulfill our purpose, in causing it to be still when we want to still it. He who has come to this has created his heaven within himself; he has no need to wait for a heaven in the hereafter, for he has produced it within his own mind now. — Hazrat Inayat Khan

The only thing that we as actors really can control is to be able to say 'yes' or 'no' to the material. — Bryan Cranston

She was armed to the teeth for any onslaught of sympathy. — Alice Sebold

Lord, when things happen that are troublesome and disturbing to me, help me to see the bright side of all of it. Help me to look above my circumstances to Your goodness, mercy, and love. Help me to focus on the power of Your mighty hand and the way You can touch, change, and transform my problems. Turn whatever seems frightening or negative to me into something positive and great. Make these situations work for good in my life and turn them into a blessing as only You can do. — Stormie O'martian

Sitting in an automobile was where I first remember understanding how drama works ... Hidden in the back seat of a sedan, I quickly realized how deep the chasm or intense the claustrophobia could be inside your average family car. — Neil LaBute

They [political leaders ] thought the only problem was the banking system, and if they fixed the banking system, all would be fine. But the banking system and the mortgage problem were symptomatic of some deeper problems, and evidently they still haven't recognized those deeper problems. — Joseph Stiglitz

There is such a difference between coming out of sorrow merely thankful for belief, and coming out of sorrow full of sympathy with, and trust in, Him who has released us. — Phillips Brooks

A doctor's reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care. — George Bernard Shaw