Funny Offshore Quotes & Sayings

For most of our history, no one dared to tell Americans, 'you don't build that.' — Rand Paul

An Englishman's car is his castle on wheels. — Simon Jenkins

Celebrity means that I can affect people in a positive way. — David Hasselhoff

I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I wish i were the rain that binds together the Earth and the sky, whom in all eternity will never mingle. — Tite Kubo

The logic is often far-fetched - how does medical marijuana affect interstate commerce? - and some conservatives would like judges to start throwing out federal laws wholesale on commerce clause grounds. The court once again said no thanks. — Michael Kinsley

In response to criticism of its treatment of killer whales, Sea World said it will build them a larger habitat. When asked for comment, killer whales said, 'Hey, you know what's a larger habitat?' THE OCEAN. — Conan O'Brien