Funny Office Supply Quotes & Sayings

Foster foresight to promote right — Elda M. Lopez

He was so handsome,but he didn't look well.He reminded her of a cigarette. — Francesca Lia Block

I believe that the horrifying deterioration in the ethical conduct of people today stems from the mechanization and dehumanization of our lives. A disastrous by-product of the development of the scientific and technical mentality. We are guilty. Man grows cold faster than the planet he inhabits. — Albert Einstein

Locavore" may have been the 2007 New Oxford American Dictionary Word of the Year, but there's already been a word for those whose diets are restricted to seasonal items grown in their immediate area: That word is "peasant. — Brett Martin

People give up control because they don't want to make mistakes. — Arlene Dickinson

Bastard, she spat at him, and she thought he had moved closer. She swung at him, and then suddenly he was where he had been standing all along, the coward. — Robin Hobb