Funny Office Staff Quotes & Sayings

Going backwards is never an option. — Melissa Marr

My big philosophy is: Try and work with good people, because the process is your life. That's going to be really, really hard. I'm glad I learned the lesson, 'Failure is OK.' — Dana Fox

I would die at the stake rather than change a semi-colon! — Edmond Rostand

It's weird how people who are the least close to me or who've never even met me purport to be experts on the real me; and then, sadly, there are those who could be in touch with me but prefer to gossip with strangers about me instead. — Vanna Bonta

Americans are so spoiled. They think you always have to have a car, whereas I got away on my own two feet. — Lee Harvey Oswald

At the microscopic level, the protein cubes were solid food particles suspended in thick vegetable oil. The food particles compressed to less than half their original size, but the oil was barely affected at all. This changed the volume ratio of solid to liquid dramatically, which in turn made the aggregate act as a liquid. Known as "liquefaction," this process transformed the protein cubes from a steady solid into a flowing sludge. — Andy Weir

One phrase you don't want kicking off your obituary is, Never, in the long history of bungee jumping ... — Dana Gould

No matter what business you're in, you can't run in place or someone will pass you by. It doesn't matter how many games you've won. — Jim Valvano

The people rate strength before everything. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Those sound like the three best answers I've ever heard on this show even though it's the first ever of this show! — Louis Tomlinson

Respect man, love man. Respect his individuality, respect his differences. And that is possible only if you respect your individuality. That is possible only if you are grounded in your own being and you are unafraid. — Rajneesh

While he was in Utah, Obama discussed immigration reform with leaders of the Mormon Church. Obama introduced the first lady. Then the church's president introduced HIS first lady. And his second lady. And his third, fourth, and fifth ladies. — Jimmy Fallon

Anybody who's been married to a man for forty odd years knows he's all talk. — Michael Parkinson

She was in me, in my blood, invading every cell in my body. She was the one I wanted. She was the one I saw, felt, desired. This was wrong. He was wrong. It was all so wrong. — Julie Anne Peters