Funny Offensive Movie Quotes & Sayings

But I am not allowed to speak to foreigners and I am not allowed to leave the country. So I'm not so happy. — Mordechai Vanunu

I don't want to unlove you because I love you. — Piolo Pascual

My sister and my brother, of whom I have not spoken before, were considerably older than I; it seemed almost as if we belonged to different generations. — Pierre Loti

I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody. — Rodney Dangerfield

You know, we're a victim of our own success," the former senator said quietly. "We've managed to handle every nation-state that ever crossed us, but these invisible bastards who work for their vision of God are harder to identify and track. — Tom Clancy

I wasn't angry with God that I lost my husband. I was devastated; I was broken. I still am, in many ways. But I feel like God gives free will to everyone, and people who want to choose evil, they have that same free will. — Taya Kyle

Even though there are no ways of knowing for sure, there are ways of knowing for pretty sure. — Lemony Snicket

Vladimir Putin shot out of obscurity in 1999 by exploiting growing nostalgia for the USSR, fueled by the disappointment, uncertainty and crisis that brought Yeltsin's reform era to a shuddering halt. Once in power the following year, Putin set about building an authoritarian regime whose control would expand for more than a decade, until soaring corruption on top of another economic downturn - a much smaller one, triggered by the global financial crisis of 2008 - prompted another backlash. — Gregory Feifer