Funny Nursing Assistant Quotes & Sayings

Someone's war was slashing apart his delicate tapestry of companions. I was Odysseus, I understood the shifting and temporary vetoes of war. But he was a man who made friends with difficulty. He was a man who knew two or three people in his life, and they had turned out now to be the enemy. — Michael Ondaatje

That's what's so great about my job. I get paid to do what got me in trouble in grade school space out and play with my imaginary friends. In terms of Isaac, when the time's right. — Jonathan Kellerman

This is what happens when an outlaw kidnaps a scholar of myths and legends. — Doris Egan

Funny story: I was hanging out with Adam Shankman for Samantha Ronson's birthday, and Lance Bass was there. I don't really know Lance, but he comes over to me and goes, 'Hey, I just wanted to let you know I'm a fan of 'Pretty Little Liars' and I'm rooting for your character.' It was surreal! That's how 'PLL' has changed my life. — Ryan Guzman

The Catholic Church is still very angry about The Da Vinci Code - they don't like anything that makes more money in a weekend than they do. — Jay Leno

I moved to roll over on my hands and knees but he stopped me.

"No. I want to see your face while I'm making love to you. — Candi Kay