Funny North Dakota Quotes & Sayings

A relationship can really change from a push down the stairs. — Luke Wilson

All the poets wanted to get disability insurance it was better than immortality. — Charles Bukowski

It will be the obvious result of this that the prices of the goods concerned will rise, and that the objective exchange-value of money will fall in comparison. But this rise of prices will by no means be restricted to the market for those goods that are desired by those who originally have the new money at their disposal. In addition, those who have brought these goods to market will have their incomes and their proportionate stocks of money increased and, in their tum, will be in a position to demand more intensively the goods they want, so that these goods will also rise in price. Thus the increase of prices continues, having a diminishing effect, until all commodities, some to a greater and some to a lesser extent, are reached by it. — Ludwig Von Mises

Obadiah Hakeswill had never been concerned by such enmity. Power did not lie in being liked, but in being feared. — Bernard Cornwell

One thing I didn't understand in life was that I had $100,000,000 in the bank and I couldn't buy happiness. I had everything: mansions, yachts, Ferraris, Lamborghinis, but I was depressed. I didn't know where I fitted in. But then I found family and friends and I learned the value of life. — Vanilla Ice

I am getting older and am, I daresay, impatient of lost years and months," Fawcett complained to Keltie in early 1918. Later — David Grann

Other men puffed, snorted, and splashed. George passed through the ocean with the silent dignity of a torpedo. Other men swallowed water, here a mouthful, there a pint, anon, maybe, a quart or so, and returned to the shore like foundering derelicts. George's mouth had all the exclusiveness of a fashionable club. His breast stroke was a thing to see and wonder at. When he did the crawl, strong men gasped. When he swam on his back, you felt that that was the only possible method of progression. — P.G. Wodehouse

Look at your own mind. The one who carries things thinks he's got things, but the one who looks on sees only the heaviness. Throw away things, lose them, and find lightness. — Ajahn Chah

Anybody can be a runner ... We were meant to move. We were meant to run. It's the easiest sport. — Bill Rodgers

A successful marriage is not a gift; it is an achievement. — Ann Landers

I'm trying to capture something more fragile than a regular story. I love what people bring me. — Agnes Varda

I still love you in my own fucked-up way. — Matthew Quick

Reconciliation is what takes place, of course, at higher levels. President Karzai has been very clear about the red lines for reconciliation, accept the constitution, lay down their weapons, cut their ties with al Qaeda and essentially become productive or at least participating members of society in that regard. — David Petraeus

The fourth-century Greek theologian St. John Chrysostom said that Job's greatest trial was that his wife was not taken. (pg. 125) — Ellen F. Davis