Funny Non Existent Boyfriend Quotes & Sayings

Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They're people Ted, try to keep 'em straight. — Barney Stinson

The Spaniard is gallant and patriotic, and sacrifices everything, in favorable moments, for his country's good. He has the intrepidity of his bull. — Jose Rizal

He reached down to scratch her on the head. "You're a cute little thing. Fast too. Is that really your name? Precious?" After a couple of scratches between her ears the dog rolled over on her back on the grass, asking for more. — Rich Amooi

He whom the flame of jealousy encompasses, will at last, like the scorpion, turn the poisoned sting against himself. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Because people understand that the diocese is trying to help the members of that group feel more connected to their church, the church they belong to by virtue of their baptism. — James Martin

Good wages are pro business, since they reduce turnover, increase morale, produce better-skilled employees, and improve productivity. — Jim Hightower

Sarah Palin should not be on vacation. She should be in summer school. — Bill Maher

When I read the script for Will & Grace in 1998, I knew I was the only guy for the part. — Eric McCormack

Writing is a little door. Some fantasies, like big pieces of furniture, won't come through. — Susan Sontag

He too knows how to lose. — Paulo Coelho

My favorite parable for living a positive and influential life is the Golden Rule: 'Do unto others what you would have them do unto you.' — Tony Oller

Gabriel scowled at me. "And by OK, I'm sure you mean, 'Oh, my love, whatever will I do if you come to harm?' " he said dryly. "No, it's just that I'm so used to people coming after me, it's kind of a refreshing change of pace. — Molly Harper

I give you a life for strength. This is the time you and your Clan will stand or fall. You need to be stronger than ever. — Erin Hunter

If you go to Wikipedia and you look at the Tour de France, there's this huge block in World War One with no winners, and there's another block in World War Two. And then it seems like there's another world war. — Lance Armstrong