Funny Niles Crane Quotes & Sayings

The reasoning man who rejects the superstitions of simpletons necessarily becomes their enemy; he must expect as much and be prepared to laugh at the consequences. — Marquis De Sade

What is of man uses manipulation to conform. What is of #God uses implantation to transform. — Aiden Wilson Tozer

I've got 's much feelin' as the next one, but when folks drives in their spiggits and wants to draw a bucketful o' compassion every day right straight along, there does come times when it seems as if the bar'l was getting low. — Sarah Orne Jewett

Even love matures. It's like a flower. Cherish it while it blooms. — Hisaya Nakajo

This is perhaps what has made some suspect that the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil was really a banana. — Jane Grigson

For himself, he grew desperate; his sorrow was of the king that will not lament, he neither wept nor prayed - he cursed and defied - execrated God and man, and gave himself up to reckless dissipation. — Emily Bronte

Luckily, I don't have to be anybody but Yolanda, because people don't expect me to be anything other than who I am. For an artist, it's a great place to be. — Yolanda Adams

I'm bleeding at the knees and choking from smoke and have no idea who these people are or where I'm going, but at least I'm off the hook in terms of the hand jobs. — George Saunders

Some might think you suicidal."
"Well, 'some' can stick it up their ass. — Charlaine Harris

Time is still the great mystery to us. It is no more than a concept; we don't know if it even exists. — Clifford D. Simak

When people want to inspire you to turn against some group of people, they'll often use empathy. — Paul Bloom