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Funny New Employee Welcome Quotes By Joel Sternfeld

No individual photo explains anything. That's what makes photography such a wonderful and problematic medium. It is the photographer's job to get this medium to say what you need it to say. Because photography has a certain verisimilitude, it has gained a currency as truthful - but photographs have always been convincing lies. — Joel Sternfeld

Funny New Employee Welcome Quotes By Matthew Quick

And I still love you in my own fucked-up way. I miss you, I really do. Can we still be friends? — Matthew Quick

Funny New Employee Welcome Quotes By Robert K. Massie

When the moment of departure arrived, Catherine and Peter accompanied Johanna on the short first stage of her journey, from Tsarskoe Selo to nearby Krasnoe Selo. The next morning, Johanna left before dawn without saying goodbye; Catherine assumed that it was "not to make me any sadder." Waking up and finding her mother's room empty, she was distraught. Her mother had vanished - from Russia and from her life. Since Catherine's birth, Johanna had always been present, to guide, prompt, correct, and scold. She might have failed as a diplomatic agent; she certainly had not become a brilliant figure on the European stage; but she had not been unsuccessful as a mother. Her daughter, born a minor German princess, was now an imperial grand duchess on a path to becoming an empress. — Robert K. Massie

Funny New Employee Welcome Quotes By Marshall Thornton

Hanson looked at me like I'd just claimed I could make a nuclear bomb out of laundry detergent, string, and a can of baked beans. — Marshall Thornton

Funny New Employee Welcome Quotes By Marc Andreessen

I think 2012 is the year when consumers all around the world start saying no to feature phones and start saying yes to smartphones. — Marc Andreessen

Funny New Employee Welcome Quotes By Tim Ferriss

One can steal ideas, but no one can steal execution or passion. — Tim Ferriss

Funny New Employee Welcome Quotes By Nancy Reagan

My job is being 'Mrs. Ronald Reagan.' — Nancy Reagan

Funny New Employee Welcome Quotes By William Gaddis

...he chose, not the disquieting road to serenity, but the serenely narrow path to eventual and total derangement. — William Gaddis