Funny Nebraska Cornhusker Quotes & Sayings

I had a blind date with a dentist - and he told me to come back in six months. — Joan Rivers

Coaches must be flexible, for then they won't get bent out of shape. — John Kessel

Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast. — Max Muller

Andrew Cairns has written, quite literally, a bewitching novel, one that speaks to an underbelly which lies dormant in us all. The Witch's List bridges our world of convention, with that of a fabulous Twlilight Zone, what may be true reality
a realm of magic and ultimate possibility. I recommend this book because, behind the smokescreen of simplicity, there lies a masked bedrock of extraordinary power. — Tahir Shah

Whether I was dancing around the house with headphones on or on stage with the Spice Girls ... I learned firsthand that dancing was the key to shedding off the pounds and keeping them off. — Melanie Brown

The more insecure you are, the more prone you are to create crises. — Mikheil Saakashvili

Discreetly keep most of your radical opinions to yourself. When with people be a listener a large part of the time. Be considerate in every word and act, and resist the tendency to say clever things. The best evidence of your culture is the tone and temper of your conversation. — Grenville Kleiser