Funny Near Miss Quotes & Sayings

Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. — Joseph Joubert

Before we are forgotten, we will be turned into kitsch. Kitsch is the stopover between being and oblivion. — Milan Kundera

The hope, and not the fact, of advancement, is the spur to industry. — Henry Taylor

I took that time off - I knew it was messing me up, not being connected to a spiritual plane. — Rick Springfield

St. Thomas would have agreed with Leon Bloy, who often wrote that in the end there is only one tragedy in life: not to have been a saint. — Peter Kreeft

Never leave the guy that will do anything for you, for the guy that will do anything to you. — April Miller

My life was a sort of series of random disasters. — Claire Tomalin

I pronounce us man and something-or-other. We're married, big boy. — Gordon Merrick

We remain a young nation, but in the words of Scripture, the time has come to set aside childish things. The time has come to reaffirm our enduring spirit; to choose our better history; to carry forward that precious gift, that noble idea, passed on from generation to generation: the God-given promise that all are equal, all are free, and all deserve a chance to pursue their full measure of happiness. — Barack Obama