Funny Near Death Quotes & Sayings

I kept wanting to sit and rest, to curl up in a ball and think of nothing else. No, no, no. The light. I had to go toward the light. That almost made me laugh out loud. It was funny, really. Like I was someone having a near-death experience. Then I did laugh. This whole night had been full of near-death experiences. — Richelle Mead

Life is a near-death experience. — George Carlin

There's a saying, isn't there, that when you've had a near death experience, all you want to do is have sex? — Kirsty Greenwood