Funny Mud Run Quotes & Sayings

I am totally in the hands of the Lord. — Gordon B. Hinckley

I was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang 'Happy birthday, Mr. President.' And indeed, the corny thing happened: Her dress split for my benefit, and there was Marilyn, and yes, indeed, she didn't wear any underwear. — Mike Nichols

I'm evangelical. — Pat Robertson

To discover a metaphysical relationship between Quality and the Buddha at some mountaintop of personal experience is very spectacular. And very unimportant. If that were all this Chautauqua was about I should be dismissed. What's important is the relevance of such a discovery to all the valleys of this world, and all the dull, dreary jobs and monotonous years that await all of us in them. — Robert M. Pirsig

Being in front of the camera was like coming home. The first time I saw myself on the big screen, it was in a trailer for 'The New Guy', and I just started screaming. — Sunny Mabrey

If the thought inspires you, and it feels good and right ... it is yours, alone, to exercise. So get right on it! — T.F. Hodge

FERNSBY, I'M ELOPING."
After settling Helen and Carys at his house, Rhys wasted no time in going to his office and summoning his private secretary for an emergency meeting.
The statement was received with impressive sangfroid: Mrs. Fernsby displayed no reaction other than adjusting her spectacles. "Where and when, sir?"
"North Wales. Tonight — Lisa Kleypas

Librarians are tour-guides for all of knowledge. — Patrick Ness

I'm an expert at finding out secrets, but keeping them- especially a secret of this magnitude - is something else. — Hannah Harrington

The language of the land in the Parthian empire was the native language of Iran. There is no trace pointing to any foreign language having ever been in public use under the Arsacids. — Theodor Mommsen

The thrill of victory in business blows away the thrill of victory in sports. Business is a sport 24/7/365. — Mark Cuban

When we take voice lessons from the Master, we learn to speak with tenderness. — David Jeremiah

We shall never understand peace, justice and the living of life until we recognize that all people are human and that humans are the most precious things on earth. — Wally Hickel

My mother should have been an attorney. She and Abe could have opened a law firm together. — Richelle Mead

The rest of the world laughed at American gymnastics before I came. — Bela Karolyi