Funny Movie Critic Quotes & Sayings

E-mails are the new herpes: You never get rid of them. — Christopher Buckley

The nice thing about Southerners is the way we enjoy our neuroses. — Florence King

[My father] had a name for the bottom of the sky
'the hem of heaven. — Nancy Horan

In actual modern Europe a freethinker does not mean a man who thinks for himself. It means a man who, having thought for himself, has come to one particular class of conclusions, the material origin of phenomena, the impossibility of miracles, the improbability of personal immortality and so on. And none of these ideas are particularly liberal. — G.K. Chesterton

The duty of man is not a wilderness of turnpike gates, through which he is to pass by tickets from one to the other. It is plain and simple, and consists but of two points
his duty God, which every man must feel; and, with respect to his neighbor, to do as he would be done by. — Thomas Paine

I've won at every level, except college and pro. — Shaquille O'Neal

Dash said, "From the time I was a baby, my mom took me to the library at least once a week. Librarians were like Mary Poppins to me. They always knew how to match a book to my mood or to whatever I was going through at the time. I could always find peace in books."
"And escape."
"Escape sure. But it wasn't so much about getting away, as going to. You can go anywhere in a book. Books are adventure. Knowledge. Possibility. Magic. — David Levithan

If you cannot improve upon the silence, do not speak. — Chris Rose