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Funny Mount Rushmore Quotes By Matt Haig

In one such shop I saw lots of books in the window. I was reminded that humans have to read books. They actually need to sit down and look at each word consecutively. And that takes time. Lots of time. A human can't just swallow every book going, can't chew different tomes simultaneously, or gulp down near-infinite knowledge in a matter of seconds. They can't just pop a word-capsule in their mouth like we can. Imagine! Being not only mortal but also forced to take some of that precious and limited time and read. No wonder they were a species of primitives. By the time they had read enough books to actually reach a state of knowledge where they can do anything with it they are dead. — Matt Haig

Funny Mount Rushmore Quotes By Jill Bolte Taylor

Just like children, emotions heal when they are heard and validated. — Jill Bolte Taylor

Funny Mount Rushmore Quotes By Arundhati Roy

If you are religious, then remember that this bomb is Man's challenge to God. It's worded quite simply: We have the power to destroy everything that You have created. If you're not religious, then look at it this way. This world of ours is 460,000,000 years old. It could end in an afternoon. — Arundhati Roy

Funny Mount Rushmore Quotes By Leonardo Da Vinci

I am fully conscious that, not being a literary man , certain presumptuous persons will think that they may reasonably blame me; alleging that I am not a man of letters. Foolish folks! do they not know that I might retort as Marius did to the Roman Patricians by saying: That they, who deck themselves out in the labours of others will not allow me my own. They will say that I, having no literary skill, cannot properly express that which I desire to treat of, but they do not know that my subjects are to be dealt with by experience rather than by words; and experience has been the mistress of those who wrote well. And so, as mistress, I will cite her in all cases. — Leonardo Da Vinci

Funny Mount Rushmore Quotes By Sandra Bullock

I do believe in choice, the freedom of choice and carving out your own happiness. — Sandra Bullock

Funny Mount Rushmore Quotes By Randal Marlin

The special harm attaching to prior restraint is that the government can keep materials from reaching the public, so there can be no accountability, no judgment by the people that the power to suppress was wrongly exercised. — Randal Marlin

Funny Mount Rushmore Quotes By Pope Benedict XVI

After having repeatedly examined my conscience before God, I have come to the certainty that my strengths, due to an advanced age, are no longer suited to an adequate exercise of the Petrine ministry. — Pope Benedict XVI

Funny Mount Rushmore Quotes By John Milton

with ambitious aim against the throne and monarchy of God rais'd impious war in Heav'n and battel proud — John Milton

Funny Mount Rushmore Quotes By Sarah J. Maas

If I offer you the moon on a string, will you give me a kiss, too?" - Lucien Vanserra — Sarah J. Maas

Funny Mount Rushmore Quotes By Mandy Patinkin

I desperately want to see the day today and do the best I can not miss a shred of sunlight. It'll be over before I know it. — Mandy Patinkin

Funny Mount Rushmore Quotes By Teresa Of Avila

We know only that we are living in these bodies and have a vague idea, because we have heard it, and because our faith tells us so, that we possess souls. As to what good qualities there may be in our souls, or who dwells within them, or how precious they are, those are things which seldom consider and so we trouble little about carefully preserving the soul's beauty. — Teresa Of Avila

Funny Mount Rushmore Quotes By Walter Cronkite

We are on the precipice of being so ignorant that our democracy is threatened. — Walter Cronkite

Funny Mount Rushmore Quotes By Igor Stravinsky

There is music wherever there is rhythm, as there is life wherever there beats a pulse. — Igor Stravinsky

Funny Mount Rushmore Quotes By Brian Spellman

A broken shoelace can strangle me. — Brian Spellman