Funny Motor Quotes & Sayings

With two laps to go then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is. — Murray Walker

Villeneuve is now twelve seconds ahead of Villeneuve. — Murray Walker

Mansell can see him in his earphone. — Murray Walker

No, Roger had not seen the funny side. But there had been a moment when, after looking at his watch, he had thought: I can remember when Christmas morning would start at about half past ten with a glass of Buck's Fizz in bed. Now it begins at half past five, with a test of my fine motor skills and ability to read Korean. — John Lanchester

That's the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year. — Murray Walker

I didn't see the time, largely because there wasn't one. — Murray Walker

And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself. — Murray Walker

Ewan was maladroit when it came to anything practical or mechanical. Still, he learned how to crank the car to start it, then hustle back to the driver's seat very quickly to keep the motor from dying. His family grew accustomed to lurches when he tried to get the car moving forward without killing the motor. Like many other drivers at that time, he had trouble remembering that the car was not a horse, and if he needed to stop quickly, his first impulse was always to yank backwards on the steering wheel, as if he were holding the horse's reins, and yell "Whoa! Whoa!" Some found this endearing, others found it funny, but his young sons found it very embarrassing. — Mary Henley Rubio

As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is fifth. — Murray Walker

And Damon Hill is following Damon Hill. — Murray Walker

And he's lost both right front tires. — Murray Walker

And the first five places are filled by five different cars. — Murray Walker

And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn't surprising as this is an all Escort race. — Murray Walker

I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem. — Murray Walker

And this is the third place car about to lap the second place car. — Murray Walker

And here comes Mika Hakkinen, double world champion twice over. — Murray Walker

Look up there! That's the sky! — Murray Walker

It's funny: I can never sleep between shows; I think it's because I don't like to switch the motor off. I'll probably have some chicken or pasta, though never the two together, and maybe go out for a quick wander around. — Richard McCabe

Unless I am very much mistaken ... I AM very much mistaken ... ! — Murray Walker

Mansell is slowing it down, taking it easy. Oh, no he isn't! It's a lap record. — Murray Walker

I was there when I said it. — Murray Walker

The European drivers have adapted to this circuit extremely quickly, especially Paul Radisich who's a New Zealander. — Murray Walker

It's lap 26 of 58, which unless I'm very much mistaken is half way. — Murray Walker

Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough? — Murray Walker

Ferrari leads, McLaren second, McLaren second, Jordan third, and Benneton fifth and sixth. — Murray Walker

Yes! Yes! There's the attitude. Where was that girl during the race? Off getting sushi? — Doug Solter

The tires are called wets, because they're used in the wet. And these tires are called slicks, because they're very slick. — Murray Walker

As you can see, visually, with your eyes. — Murray Walker

Schumacher has made his final stop three times. — Murray Walker

And there's the man in the green flag! — Murray Walker

Frentzen is taking, er, reducing that gap between himself and Frentzen. — Murray Walker

And he's done that in a whisker under 10 seconds, call it 9.7 in round figures. — Murray Walker

Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th. — Murray Walker

Alesi is in second place, and Hill is in second place. — Murray Walker

Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest. — Murray Walker

Jenson Button is in the top ten, in eleventh position. — Murray Walker

Alboreto has dropped back up to fifth place. — Murray Walker

I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil). — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Stewart has two cars in the top five: Magnusson 5th and Barichello 6th. — Murray Walker

Michael Schumacher is leading Michael Schumacher. — Murray Walker