Funny Motivational Revision Quotes & Sayings

Lenin thought abstract art was a conspiracy by the bourgeois to demoralize the proletariat. Yeah, socialist realism! — Carl Andre

Happiness consists in the full employment of our faculties in some pursuit. — Harriet Martineau

I can't remember a time when I didn't write or make up stories, because it seemed to come with reading. — Lisa Tuttle

In many ways, the crumbling of the institution of marriage is the real 'war on women.' Marriage is the civilizing influence for men and for families. — Tim Huelskamp

I've always been lucky enough to just play tennis, so I never actually had a job when I was growing up. — Andy Murray

I hid the homework, stayed in the bathroom for the longest time trying to cut class - I was a wreck as a kid. — Jordan Francis

I think every girl has that a guy she has trouble letting go of. — Rashida Jones

If you don't get killed, it's a lucky day for anybody. — Abraham Polonsky

Alas, there isn't a pain-free way to achieve your goals. — Seth

And all writing is creating or spinning dreams for other people so they won't have to bother doing it themselves. — Beth Henley

I feel like most people aren't either/or, they're both/and. You're both magnanimous and petty. You're both kind and cruel. You're never just one thing. — Greta Gerwig

I'm a pretty upbeat person. I think I sometimes get cast as these brooding types because I bring light and joy, which hopefully makes them more likable. — Jake Epstein

In 1979, Dubai had learned a valuable lesson from the Iranian Revolution and Soviet invasion of Afghanistan: trouble has its bright side. — Misha Glenny