Funny Motivational Dieting Quotes & Sayings

Dying is like diving into a deep lake on a hot day. There's the shock of that sharp, cold change, the pain of it for a second, and then accepting is a swim in reality. But after so many times, even the shock wears off. — Richard Bach

The perfect man uses his mind as a mirror. It grasps nothing. It regrets nothing. It receives but does not keep. — Zhuangzi

Yes," I answered. But I stayed awake for the rest of that long, dark night, wondering what such a dream could possibly mean. — Augusta Trobaugh

If you aren't sure who you are, you might as well work on who you want to be. — Robert Breault

So research is a terribly imperfect science, and you learn an awful lot more after you've published a book, because people keep writing to you and saying, 'Oh, gosh, I was related to such and such a character and I have a letter in my possession.' — Simon Winchester

Rule 1: When all else fails, follow instructions. And Rule 2: Don't be an asshole. — Anne Lamott

Gussie opened his vaudeville career — P.G. Wodehouse