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Funny Mortician Quotes By Jackie Joyner-Kersee

We live in a world where sports have the potential to bridge the gap between racism, sexism and discrimination. The 2012 Olympic Games was a great start but hopefully what these games taught us is that if women are given an opportunity on an equal playing field the possibilities for women are endless. — Jackie Joyner-Kersee

Funny Mortician Quotes By Jonah Lomu

I have crooked toes from wearing boots that didn't fit me because that's all I could afford as a kid. — Jonah Lomu

Funny Mortician Quotes By Steven Aitchison

Fear is your brains way of protecting you,
overcoming fear is the souls way of loving you — Steven Aitchison

Funny Mortician Quotes By Leonard Mlodinow

The truth is that our unconscious minds are active, purposeful, and independent. Hidden they may be, but their effects are anything but, for they play a critical role in shaping the way our conscious minds experience and respond to the world. — Leonard Mlodinow

Funny Mortician Quotes By Og Mandino

Each struggle, each defeat, sharpens your skills and strengths, your courage and your endurance, your ability and your confidence. — Og Mandino

Funny Mortician Quotes By Gregg Sapp

I'm not spacing out. I'm just living in the moment. — Gregg Sapp

Funny Mortician Quotes By Lucretius

Why dost thou not retire like a guest sated with the banquet of life, and with calm mind embrace, thou fool, a rest that knows no care? — Lucretius

Funny Mortician Quotes By Sandye Gloria-Palermo

It is not from their intrinsic nature that goods gain the character of economic goods, but through their relation to men and through their ability to lead, directly or indirectly, to the satisfaction of human needs. — Sandye Gloria-Palermo

Funny Mortician Quotes By Franz Kafka

Simply wait, be quiet, still The world will freely offer itself to you. — Franz Kafka

Funny Mortician Quotes By Emma Bonino

Drafting a constitution is only the first step. The constitution has to be granted legitimacy by open discussion and a fair, representative referendum. — Emma Bonino

Funny Mortician Quotes By Andy Taylor

Melodic songs that people can relate to has always been our thing. — Andy Taylor