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Funny Mortal Kombat Quotes By Anonymous

More fingertips traced over my stomach, making everything down low wake right the hell up. Much more of this and the state of my panties would be a disgrace. — Anonymous

Funny Mortal Kombat Quotes By Sunday Adelaja

Your lifestyle shows who your father is — Sunday Adelaja

Funny Mortal Kombat Quotes By Conn Iggulden

His generals were ready; his sons were. It remained to be seen whether the Arab nations were ready to meet them in war. In their arrogance, they had invited annihilation. — Conn Iggulden

Funny Mortal Kombat Quotes By Stanislaw Lem

Cripple God, who always desires more than he's able to have, and doesn't always realize this to begin with. Who has built clocks, but not the time that they measure. Has built systems or mechanisms that serve particular purposes, but they too have outgrown these purposes and betrayed them. And has created an infinity that, from being the measure of the power he was supposed to have, turned into the measure of his boundless failure. — Stanislaw Lem

Funny Mortal Kombat Quotes By John Campbell Shairp

Not as men of science , not as critics , not as philosophers , but as little children , shall we enter into the kingdom of heaven . — John Campbell Shairp

Funny Mortal Kombat Quotes By Ashleigh Brilliant

Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school. — Ashleigh Brilliant

Funny Mortal Kombat Quotes By T. Harv Eker

Rich people play the money game to win. Poor people play the money game to not lose. — T. Harv Eker

Funny Mortal Kombat Quotes By Rhonda Byrne

Good thoughts are powerful, and that any negative thoughts are weak. — Rhonda Byrne

Funny Mortal Kombat Quotes By Mike Fitzpatrick

She'll be evaluated like any other Double-A umpire. Major League Baseball has never attempted to influence our decision — Mike Fitzpatrick

Funny Mortal Kombat Quotes By Rufi Thorpe

She carried herself like a dishonored queen. Even the way she held her head at an angle as she considered the buildings around us seemed watched and pretentious, and I thought about my mother saying there was something toxic about being very beautiful. It must be terrible to be a woman. — Rufi Thorpe