Funny Morning Wood Quotes & Sayings

My idea of freedom is that we should protect the rights of people to believe what their conscience dictates, but fight equally hard to protect people from having the beliefs of others imposed upon them. — Justin Trudeau

I believe that as the universe empties into nothingness, past and future will smack together in the last swirl around the drain. I believe this is how Thomas Stone materialized in my life. If that's not the explanation, then I must invoke a disinterested God who leaves us to our own devices, neither causing nor preventing tornadoes or pestilence, but a God who will now and then stick his thumb on the spinning wheel so that a father who put a continent between himself and his sons should find himself in the same room as one of them. — Abraham Verghese

I've been called 'the father of loud.' — Dick Dale

Today's stories are tomorrow's legends. — Gaddy Bergmann

But he was so attuned to my every movement I was sure he was reading my mind. HE had no inhibitions, and whatever ones he discovered I had he'd pry away from me like little treasures. — Amy Tan

The ability to discriminate between that which is true and that which is false is one of the last attainments of the human mind. — James F. Cooper

I spent the rest of the workday on routine paperwork, snarling at misplaced files and seething at the stupidity of everyone else's report writing
when did Grammar die? — Jeff Lindsay

For every rude executive who makes it to the top, there are nine successful executives with good manners. — Letitia Baldrige

I had a little delivery van, and I did work around Queens. I was also a waiter at Red Lobster, so I was working on the business in between jobs. — Daymond John

this book. I will try to repay all of you with sustenance — Amy Tan

I knew I'd made it when my face appeared on a stamp. — Erin O'Connor

I don't do anything by myself. I have a whole crew to get me ready every day. — Iman

You have touched my heart in so many ways with your gentle tenderness, I am lost forever in your love. — Shae-Lynn Bourne