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Funny Mordor Quotes By Jen Frederick

Knox Masters is exactly the type of guy I want to date. He dominates a sport I love. He's confident but not arrogant. He's funny, able to laugh at himself, and ... shit, hot as the fires of Mordor. I mean, the One Ring could be forged in his hotness.
I want him. — Jen Frederick

Funny Mordor Quotes By Jim Butcher

(One does not simply walk into Mordor--except that was exactly what everyone in the story did anyway.) — Jim Butcher

Funny Mordor Quotes By Ilona Andrews

One does not simply ring Roland.
Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. — Ilona Andrews