Funny Monthly Quotes & Sayings

Teaching, said Socrates, is the reeducation of desire. — William Deresiewicz

But listen to me
there are times in life when those kinds of excuses don't cut it anymore. Situations when nobody cares whether you're suited for the task at hand or not. — Haruki Murakami

Imagination is the spark that ignites the fire of creativity. — Richard L. Peterson

If we can get kids talking about conservation and doing it, they can have a great influence on their parents by lecturing them and pointing the finger. — Kevin Richardson

Extraterrestrial contact is a real phenomenon. The Vatican is receiving much information about extraterrestrials and their contacts with humans from its Nuncios (embassies) in various countries, such as Mexico, Chile and Venezuela. — Corrado Balducci

If we born into the world, we must seek rebirth in the world. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Insanity is hereditary. You can catch it from your kids. — Erma Bombeck