Funny Montez Quotes & Sayings

Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance, but to do what lies clearly at hand. — Dale Carnegie

If somebody had said last week that I'd be in ... involved ... with a human, I'd have knocked his head off. I mean, after howls of derisive laughter. But. — L.J.Smith

But do you understand, I cry to him, do you understand that along with happiness, in the exact same way, in perfectly equal proportion, man also needs unhappiness — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

If you work on your creativity, you deepen your spirituality. And if you work on your spirituality, you deepen your creativity. — Julia Cameron

How much better it would be if they weren't so damn understanding
if they kicked me out of the house. To find yourself out in the street with two dollars to your name, to catch the streetcar downtown and get a job, perhaps as an airline stewardess. Think how wonderful it would be to fly to Houston and back three times a week for the next twenty years. You think I'm kidding? I'm not. It would be wonderful. — Walker Percy

When you think of Buddhism, you're likely to think of peace and tranquility. — Aung San Suu Kyi

O for a lodge in a garden of cucumbers!
O for an iceberg or two at control!
O for a vale that at midday the dew cumbers!
O for a pleasure trip up to the pole! — Rossiter Johnson

Don't ignore half of me so you can fit me into a box. Don't do that. — Taylor Jenkins Reid

What Nietzsche is describing is a kind of transcendence - a mental state of complete and utter absorption well known to artists, athletes, gamblers, musicians, dancers, soldiers in battle, mystics, meditators, and the devout during prayer. — Michael Pollan

Your profits reflect the success of your customers. — Ron Kaufman

You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious. — Rodney Carrington

I don't think anybody in my graduating class would have figured that I would be doing full-on single-camera comedies or sitcoms, or anything like that, but it certainly has been a part of my career. — Brooke Nevin