Funny Monkey Island Quotes & Sayings

We all have secrets. We've all kept secrets. We've had secrets kept from us, and we know how that feels. — Kim Edwards

I turned from my wicked ways and embraced Jesus. The next thing I knew, good times had come my way. — Phil Robertson

Life is not a submarine. — Anne Lamott

Our children will enjoy in their homes electrical energy too cheap to meter ... will travel effortlessly over the seas and under them and through the air with a minimum of danger and at great speeds, and will experience a lifespan far longer than ours, as disease yields and man comes to understand what causes him to age. — Lewis Strauss

The collapse of the administration's rationales for war, which became apparent months after our invasion, should never have come as such a surprise. In this case, the 'liberal media' didn't live up to its reputation. If it had, the country would have been better served. — Scott McClellan

Some people seem to gravitate from one fundamentalism to another, from some kind of secular fundamentalism into a religious fundamentalism or the other way around, which is not very helpful. — Peter L. Berger

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up. — Charles M. Schulz

By the way, did you ever realize that if Moses would have turned right instead of left, we'd have had the oil, the Arabs would have had the sand? — Golda Meir

People don't go buy GoPro for the thing; they buy it for what the thing does. — Nick Woodman

Without any coherent international blueprint the White House has bombed its way around the globe, while dropping troops far and wide for ill-defined peacemaking duties. This policy has gutted the American military which now must be rebuilt. — Tom DeLay

I am a fan of overdoing something, but not running it into the ground. They are complete opposites with only a fine line separating them. — Criss Jami