Funny Mock The Week Quotes & Sayings

I don't think there's anything man wasn't meant to know. There are just some stupid things that people shouldn't do. — David Cronenberg

Intentions are nice, but ultimately intentions don't really matter because they only exist inside you. — Kelly Williams Brown

An island is a fixed and finite piece of geography, and usually the whole place has been carved up and claimed. — Paul Theroux

[Ulysses is] the work of a queasy undergraduate scratching his pimples. — Virginia Woolf

In the early morning hour, just before dawn, lover and beloved wake and take a drink of water. She asks, Do you love me or yourself more? Really, tell the absolute truth. He says, There is nothing left of me. I am like a ruby held up to the sunrise. Is it still a stone, or a world made of redness? It has no resistance to sunlight. The ruby and the sunrise are one. — Jalaluddin Rumi