Funny Misused Quotes & Sayings

As both a fine artist and a graphic designer, I specialize in the visual presentation of words. — John Langdon

When we imagine the power of all our sisters standing together on the shoulders of a quality education - our joy knows no bounds. — Malala Yousafzai

There are the samskaras, the tendencies from your other lifetimes, ways of seeing, habits that are so strong, they affect you now. They are the operative situations in your life that are created by karma. — Frederick Lenz

The heroes and heroines who triumph in his stories are not those with the most powerful magic, but rather those who demonstrate the most kindness, common sense and ingenuity. — J.K. Rowling

Don't curse God; and don't damn your leaders. — Eugene H. Peterson

stability of the capitalist system is shaken by the alternation of attempts to stop economic progress in order to protect old investments and tremendous collapses when those attempts fail. — Jeremy Rifkin

[In hockey] I was a goon, just protecting the better players. I've always been a better baseball player. — Eric Gagne

I don't read all the newspapers. — Greg Rusedski

I am my mother's daughter, ... I am her only novel. — Marge Piercy

It is the power of the mind to be unconquerable. — Seneca.

For example, you may be polite and courteous to someone in your office, but when his back is turned, you are very critical and resentful toward him in your mind. Such negative thoughts are highly destructive to you. It is like taking poison. You are actually taking mental poisons, which rob you of vitality, enthusiasm, strength, guidance, and good will. These negative thoughts and emotions sink down into your subconscious, and cause all kinds of difficulties and maladies in your life. The — Joseph Murphy

Sometimes luck belongs to children and madmen. — Robin Hobb

Here's what we know about Santa. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. I think he's with the NSA. — David Letterman