Funny Mind Twisting Quotes & Sayings

No vegetarian has been able to achieve a single Nobel prize. It is a clear-cut condemnation of vegetarianism. Why do all the Nobel prizes go to non-vegetarians? - because vegetarian food does not contain those proteins which create intelligence. And unless we provide those proteins, intelligence cannot grow. The body is a very delicate phenomenon and it needs a very well balanced diet. — Rajneesh

The way a person thinks is the key to everything that follows -- good or bad, success or failure. A person's thinking -- the way he thinks -- is the foundation structure upon which a life is built. Thinking guides decisions. Thinking -- how a person thinks -- determines every choice. — Andy Andrews

There's never been a map. Only a compass whose dial always knows where it's pointing. — Fennel Hudson

He once called her his basil plant; and when she asked for an explanation, said that basil was a plant which had flourished wonderfully on a murdered man's brains. — George Eliot

Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, youd decide you wouldnt want it. — Billy Carter

I don't do proud. — David Bailey

In sport, Americans are prominent in the Premier League - both on and off the pitch. — Louis Susman

Where there is a fence, there is no terror. Where there's no fence, there is terror. — Tzachi Hanegbi

It's not the thing you fling, it's the fling itself. — J. Christopher Stevens

The Bible does not say you are God's appliance; it says you are his masterpiece. Appliances get mass-produced. — John Ortberg

He listens to his trainer real good. He just doesn't listen to me. I still can't get him to do nothing. — Evander Holyfield

The blues was bleeding the same blood as me. — B.B. King

All that alcohol does for them is to liberate the sense of sin, which reason suppresses in saner moments. — Bertrand Russell