Funny Military Retirement Quotes & Sayings

I pull her pillow over my face to breathe in her scent. It's torture, it's heaven, and for a moment I contemplate death by suffocation. Get a grip, Grey. — E.L. James

All the fallacies of human reason had to be exhausted, before the light of a high truth could meet with ready acceptance. — Max Muller

Revolution in America begins in books and music, then waits for political operatives to 'implement changes after the fact.' — William S. Burroughs

It's amazing, it doesn't feel like it has been 10 years since retirement. — Gabriela Sabatini

Be glad while you can. — Lailah Gifty Akita

When communism failed, it wasn't a good idea that had gone wrong, it was a bad idea that had been sustained with incredible determination in the face of all the commonsense arguments, and at the cost of 20 million lives at least, in Russia, to build the socialist Utopia. — Martin Amis

If he leaves you with a car alarm heart, you learn to sing along. — Sarah Kay

A huge part of losing weight is believing you have the power to do it. — Debasish Mridha

Work at being a humble person. — John Templeton

If you learn from your mistakes, you must be freaking genius! — Anonymous

A family man from Siberia
As a father was very inferior
But one operation
Revised the situation
And now he's Mother Superior — Spike Milligan

One has to accept pain as a condition of existence. One has to court doubt and darkness as the cost of knowing. One needs a will stubborn in conflict, but apt always to the total acceptance of every consequence of living and dying. — Morris West

We waste this life dreaming of another. — Marty Rubin

No matter how far you have traveled down the wrong path, the correct answer is to turn around. — Anonymous