Funny Midsummer Quotes & Sayings

We are arguing like a man who should say, if there were an invisible cat in that empty chair, the chair would look empty; but the chair does look empty; therefore there is an invisible cat in it. — C.S. Lewis

Maybe the kinds of people who try to shape the world feel like they're smarter than chaos itself. — Hugh Howey

Man's will creates the things that paralyze his brain and brutalize his heart. — Max Lerner

By rescuing the financial system without reforming it, Washington has done nothing to protect us from a new crisis, and, in fact, has made another crisis more likely. — Paul Krugman

The deeper we get into reality, the more numerous will be the questions we cannot answer. — Friedrich Von Hugel

It is very difficult for a man to differentiate between empathy and sympathy. He hates to be pitied. — John Gray

I've done a bit of smuggling, I've run my share of grass. I made enough money to buy Miami, but I piss it away so fast. — Jimmy Buffett

However, Harry, my clock has stopped. The embalmer is rolling up his sleeves. Even as we speak, seventy-two virgins are slipping into schoolgirl uniforms for me. You must live, and I confirm: always put your penis first. — Hanif Kureishi

There was something friendly about Sara, and people always felt it. — Frances Hodgson Burnett

Yes, best friend of mine. I am the famous photographer you've admired for years, and the man who's admired you. — Kelly Moran

To be honest, I don't necessarily think you have to be an actor to act. You don't have to be a musician to make great music. If it comes along and you put your all into it, the outcome is what's important. — Andre Benjamin

God requires us to give ourselves over fully to serving Him and to do everything to the full — Sunday Adelaja