Funny Midday Quotes & Sayings

Her breast, with its badge of shame, was but the softer pillow for the head that needed one. — Nathaniel Hawthorne

By going to Mars one day, we will make things better for us here on Earth. — Scott Kelly

The ants say: aren't we all bleeding a little? — A.S. King

Death is an ill; 'tis thus the Gods decide: / For had death been a boon, the Gods had died. — Sappho

Woman cannot be free until man's mind is liberated from the megalomania! His self-exaltation is the mother of the gender inequalities. Till we eliminate his exacerbated narcissism, woman will remain unfree! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

If you want to be immortal live a life worth remembering — Bruce Lee

'Ever seen a leaf - a leaf from a tree?' 'Yes.' I saw one recently - a yellow one, a little green, wilted at the edges. Blown by the wind. When I was a little boy, I used to shut my eyes in winter and imagine a green leaf, with veins on it, and the sun shining ... ' 'What's this - an allegory?' No; why? Not an allegory - a leaf, just a leaf. A leaf is good. Everything's good.' — Fyodor Dostoevsky

Hmm," Logan hummed in his ear. "You don't taste like a cherry anymore."
Tate turned his head on the pillow. "A cherry? I don't - "
"Yep," Logan interrupted, kissing his cheek. "I popped it, sucked on the seed, then licked it all up, and made it mine. — Ella Frank

Nothing mattered at that moment except for our combined passion and our union, and no one else in the world existed. — Chrissy Moon

And we convict almost every case, she thinks, because the law requires us to prosecute them for living their way of life. — Robert Jackson Bennett

If it ain't about what's real, what's happenin' right now, it ain't the blues. — Chris Thomas King

The burden of genius is not the labor of our endeavors but in sharing the world with fools who don't know they are fools. Mark my words, the pseudointellectual will be the death of us all. — Nathan Yocum

Nothing is trivial. — James O'Barr

What makes me different from everybody else just boils down to dissatisfaction. — Jay Electronica

I won't leave forks in the dish rack overnight because I believe that the tines attract demonic energy. — Barbra Streisand