Funny Mid Day Quotes & Sayings

When you try to avoid the pain, it creates greater pain. — Jennifer Aniston

Writing entails undertaking a spiritual journey, an exploration of the blemished self that is delightfully challenging, painfully arduous, and unfathomably rewarding. Writing allows an admittedly flawed person to artfully confront their inglorious personal history, examine the present, and cogitate upon the future. Thoughtful writing creates a person's own precursors: it revises a person's conception of the past into a more detailed, accurate, and comprehensive philosophical context, alters how a person perceives the "now," and alters the course and outcome person's future. Writing is the ultimate psychological experience and an immaculate method to examine a person's thoughts, debunk a person's delusion, and analyze a person's values. — Kilroy J. Oldster

If you want to be treated like a mother, act like one. — Jeannette Walls

What I have realized through practicing is that practice isn't about beng the best horse or the good horse or the poor horse or the worst horse. — Pema Chodron

If the financial system has a defect, it is that it reflects and magnifies what we human beings are like. Money amplifies our tendency to overreact, to swing from exuberance when things are going well to deep depression when they go wrong. Booms and busts are products, at root, of our emotional volatility. — Niall Ferguson

I don't mind sacrifice. I don't mind discipline. But a good coach allows people to blossom. I've seen that. I didn't have it. — Dominique Moceanu

Enthusiasm just creates bubbles; it doesn't keep them from popping. — Adora Svitak

One of them hung a pink bra from our lighting fixture. I left it there. It was a nice bra — Maureen Johnson

All right." Shimmering droplets on her eyelashes, stars caught in transition. "But will you replace it with something for me?"
"Anything." His body was hers.
Brushing her fingers over his lips, she said, "You gave me an eagle. I want to give you one, too." A tender kiss pressed to the scar. "I want us to fly together. — Nalini Singh

A team is a team. — Jamal Lewis

I think movie sets can often be stressful, and people take themselves very seriously. — Mike White

The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties. — George Saunders