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Funny Microsoft Sam Quotes By Kate Kerrigan

But that wasn't my way: why should I alter my manner of doing things to please my husband? In any case, it wasn't our way to tiptoe around each other, either. — Kate Kerrigan

Funny Microsoft Sam Quotes By Bono

I will admit that we are attracted to issues that unify people rather than divide them. — Bono

Funny Microsoft Sam Quotes By Various

husband and wife are like two sides of a coin? A: Because although they cannot bear to face one — Various

Funny Microsoft Sam Quotes By Geri Halliwell

I just feel that the only power I have is setting a good example. — Geri Halliwell

Funny Microsoft Sam Quotes By Peggy Noonan

I do not know what the Democratic Party spent, in toto, on the 2004 election, but what they seem to have gotten for it is Barack Obama. Let us savor. — Peggy Noonan

Funny Microsoft Sam Quotes By David P. Ingerson

The next time someone gets on your nerves, remember your two choices: 1) share the problem; or 2) let them keep the problem to themselves. — David P. Ingerson

Funny Microsoft Sam Quotes By Mairead Corrigan

We reject the way the world is at the moment and we don't accept nuclear weapons — Mairead Corrigan

Funny Microsoft Sam Quotes By William Shakespeare

I say, without characters, fame lives long. — William Shakespeare

Funny Microsoft Sam Quotes By Stephanie McAfee

Seurity!" I yelled. "I'm being harassed!"

Security officers swarm around me and one orders me to step inside the small office area.

"What's the problem here?" the man behind the desk asks the TSA officer.

"She's harassing me, and I feel that I'm being discriminated against because of my intelligence level," I say.

The man looks at me. "What?"

"This woman attempted to engage me in idiotic conversation and I'm psychologically incapable of reacting in a positive way to such foolishness and we had an altercation after she threatened to throw away my ChapStick. — Stephanie McAfee

Funny Microsoft Sam Quotes By Eckhart Tolle

So far for humans it has been the case that ego develops and then humans are stuck with it for the rest of their lives. — Eckhart Tolle

Funny Microsoft Sam Quotes By Michael Lewis

He didn't worry about how screwed-up the market for some security became because he knew that eventually it would be disciplined by logic: Businesses either thrived or failed. Loans either were paid off or were defaulted upon. — Michael Lewis

Funny Microsoft Sam Quotes By Brian Baird

With random urinalysis, there's a clear choice - either get high or go to jail. — Brian Baird

Funny Microsoft Sam Quotes By Edward Lucie-Smith

One of the distinguishing characteristics of the true work of art is that it is able to both contain and express different meanings - meanings which may in fact contradict each other. — Edward Lucie-Smith

Funny Microsoft Sam Quotes By Suzanne Collins

Whatever the opposite of fine is, that's what I am. — Suzanne Collins