Funny Michigan Football Quotes & Sayings

The first thing you learn when you're blogging is that people are one click away from leaving you. So you've got to get to the point, you can't waste people's time, you've got to give them some value for their limited attention span. — Alex Tabarrok

So, what can't you take? Decide which of the two options is harder, and do the other. That way, no matter how hard your choice turns out to be, at least you can find comfort in knowing you're avoiding something even worse. — Josephine Angelini

Evil and suffering are real ... They aren't an illusion, nor are they simply an absence of good. We are fallen creatures living in a fallen world that has been twisted and corrupted by sin, and we all share in its brokenness. Most of all, we share in its tragic legacy of disease and death. — Billy Graham

Really, the moment you have any idea, the second thought that enters your mind after the original idea is, "What is this? Is it a book, is it a movie, is it a this, is it a that, is it a short story, is it a breakfast cereal?" Really, from that moment, your decision about what kind of thing it is then determines how it develops. — Douglas Adams

Even someday when we disappear ... and new Sailor Senshis are born ... Sailor Moon, you will always be Invincible. The most beautiful shining star. — Naoko Takeuchi

A joke was not a single-use item but something you brought out again and again until it fell apart in your hand like a cheap umbrella. — David Nicholls

Another Clinton presidency would be a death blow to the American Dream. — Marco Rubio

It is necessary to shed old ideas, habits, opinions and even companions sometimes. — Marlo Morgan

Money can't buy you back the love that you had then — Taylor Swift

Soldiers generally win battles; generals get credit for them. — Napoleon Bonaparte

Very few people deserted me when I went to prison. They stayed loyal. — Jeffrey Archer

Because if we the storytellers don't do this, then the bad people will win. — Christiane Amanpour

For me, "Zoo" has always been a fable. It has nothing to do with realism. It's a fable about what man is doing to the world, and the animals have retribution. But in the real world, this would not happen. But in the world of 1984, this kind of thing can happen in a story. — James Patterson

I actually came to New York when I was 12 and did ballet school for a little while. I was being groomed to be professional, and a lot of the professors and teachers there were drawn to me and thought that I could become a professional ballerina. — Mary Elizabeth Winstead

I'm obviously younger, much better looking [then Jeorge W.Bush].He didn't veto things, he didn't bring order and fiscal restraint. — Stephen Colbert