Funny Merry And Pippin Quotes & Sayings

Tiger Woods apologized to the three women in America he never got around to sleeping with. — Bill Maher

All that remained for him was the Po, his landscape, the mist and that little corner of his past which opened up inside the doors of Il Sordo (a local bar). — Valerio Varesi

My dad calls me 'Mac' a lot, from 'Mike Tyson's Punch Out' - Little Mac is the main character. I was obsessed. I can still beat Mike Tyson on 'Punch Out.' — Mayer Hawthorne

While clearly Jesus was preaching the good news to all, he showed throughout his ministry the particular interest in the poor and the downtrodden that God has always had. Jesus, in his incarnation, "moved in" with the poor. He lived with, ate with, and associated with the socially ostracized (Matt 9:13). — Timothy Keller

Universe is nothing but the reflection of your thoughts and perceptions. — Debasish Mridha

The best parents aren't the ones who know everything. They're the ones who are willing to learn. — Noah Kempler