Funny Mental Patient Quotes & Sayings

You're so obvious. Why didn't you just roll in dog shit to make your outfit complete? — Jamie McGuire

Good or Bad?
Good.
That's what I thought — Stephenie Meyer

It amazes me that the most Christian funerals are the most barbaric funeral rites of passage that are celebrated anywhere in the world. — Steve Earle

You said you were a victim. That's why ... that's why ultimately, you and I aren't matched for each other. In spite of everything that's happened, I've never though of myself that way. Being a victim means you're powerless. That you won't take action. Always ... always I've done something to fight for myself ... for others. No matter what. — Richelle Mead

Where the heck is Nick?" she asks. Just hearing Abby say Nick's name makes Leah suck in her lips. "Feeling up a guitar somewhere?" I suggest. "Yeah," says Leah. "Most awkward way ever to get a splinter. — Becky Albertalli

Well sir, if slavery is freedom then I'm glad I don't have to make a meal of it. Whips and chains are not much to my taste. — Amitav Ghosh

Kafka thought his stories were hilarious. We don't necessarily have that reaction to them, but he certainly laughed his head off every time he read them out loud. — Margaret Atwood

It's okay to love someone who doesn't love you back, as long as they're worth loving. — Cassandra Clare

Rage washes through me like a fucking wave crashing against the shore. I want to kill Caleb. Beat him to death in the most painful ways. — Jessica Sorensen

The process of unification could be equated to a tree, with each theory being a leaf on the end of a twig. — Andrew Thomas

Sometimes you get an image of someone stuck in your head and then you can't let go of it even after they show you they've changed. All you can see is that one side of them. — Rebecca Phillips

they say bad things come in threes, so we got our quota for a while ain't we. — Tom Franklin

Until that night, she'd categorized multiple orgasms with unicorns, the Holy Grail, and free parking. — Amanda Usen