Funny Memorial Bench Quotes & Sayings

Trust God To Do Things It His Way ... Not Your Way. — Cyc Jouzy

To make the improving of our own character our central aim is hardly the highest kind of goodness. True goodness forgets itself and goes out to do the right thing for no other reason than that it is right. — Lesslie Newbigin

Hate is cancer of the soul! — Eric Jerome Dickey

Life shouldn't be printed on dollar bills. — Clifford Odets

Is it possible that my people live in such awful conditions? I tell you, Mr Wheatley, that if I had to live in conditions like that I would be a revolutionary myself. — King George V

If the weather is nice, I play tennis, which is pretty much the only exercise that I do. I try to do that as much as I can. — Mark Billingham

Whatever the variations by race, class, age, ethnicity, or sexual orientation, being a man means "not being like women." This notion of antifemininity lies at the heart of contemporary and historical conceptions of manhood, so that masculinity is defined more by what one is not rather than who one is. — Michael S. Kimmel

(I think I fell in love with you when you were shouting at Romeo and Juliet, 'Don't touch each other!') — Iris Murdoch

I have cut four albums so far, and all of them have been trendsetters and commercially successful. I believe that once you start taking art in commercial terms, it ceases to be art. — Kailash Kher

In the fog of history and myth, the American role in championing and underwriting European integration is frequently forgotten, along with the resistance of the Europeans. — George Friedman

When you face difficult times, know that challenges are not sent to destroy you. They're sent to promote, increase and strengthen you. — Joel Osteen

For [people] are good18 in one way, but in all kinds of ways bad — Aristotle.

You're looking for a man who can fix you?"
"No! I don't expect a man to fix me! I'm not an idiot. I just want a man I can hide behind."
Chase's eyebrows flew high. His mouth twitched up, and Jane felt her mouth twitch, too.
"Jane, I'm no Dr. Phil, but I'm pretty sure you're certifiably fucked-up."
"Shut up!"
"It's true. Man, if I wasn't already in love with you, I'd be out of here. — Victoria Dahl

Recognition of function always precedes recognition of being. — Rita Mae Brown