Funny Meathead Quotes & Sayings

What cause then, Take me far forth and far hind,
Dare take me home faraway far and leave me far behind?
What tale told untold to my furthest mind?
A story I would rummage around and not find,
If stories consigned to me all on form defined,
What cause therefore, untruths familiar not to mankind
Will slay me gone as assigned? — Mpho Leteng

Marijuana is the finest anti-nausea medication known to science, and our leaders have lied about this consistently. [Arresting people for] medical marijuana is the most hideous example of government interference in the private lives of individuals. It's an outrage within an outrage within an outrage. — Peter McWilliams

If you would lift me up, you've got to be on higher ground. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

My greatest fear is that the audience will beat me to the punch line. — David Mamet

How could something that made a person feel so safe be so BAD? — Katie Alender