Funny Max And Ruby Quotes & Sayings

He also began to suspect, since he was so much busier than anybody else, that he was the leader — Kurt Vonnegut

A good joke is life laughing at itself. — Marty Rubin

There are 58 million people with some kind of disability in America, so it's the largest minority, really, in America, and it lags behind in education and economics and jobs, so outside of 'CSI' and outside of my music, I serve on a couple of boards, and I'm trying to be a part of the movement that changes this. — Robert David Hall

Sometimes the truth will hurt and a lie will set you free; just as a lie will hurt and the truth will set you free. — Anthony Liccione

But paranoids might have real enemies and obsessives might obsess about really important stuff. — Stan Goff

In order to judge of the form to be given to this institution the Senate, it will be proper to take a view of the ends to be served by it. These were,first, to protect the people against their rulers, secondly, to protect the people against the transient impressions into which they themselves might be led. — James Madison

It feels like trying to juggle eight-side Rubik's cubes while trying to solve them at the same time. And every time I drop one, God kills a billion kittens. — Hannu Rajaniemi

Where is it that we were together? Who were you that I lived with? The brother. The friend. Darkness, light. Strife and love. Are they the workings of one mind? The features of the same face? Oh, my soul. Let me be in you now. Look out through my eyes. Look out at the things you made. All things shining. — Terrence Malick

Sensual craving gives rise to grief;
Sensual craving gives rise to fear.
For someone released from sensual craving
There is no grief;
And from where would be fear? — Gautama Buddha