Funny Matt Berry Quotes & Sayings

You have to get rid of my wings!" I plead
"But, I like your wings," he says, smiling sweetly while stroking them again.
I swear, if he keeps doing that I might purr like a kitten — Amy A. Bartol

Television is like speed chess, as you have no time and no money. It is like trying to play Grandmaster chess with a 20 minute timer. The rewards are great, though, as it moves faster and you get to see the finished results much quicker. — Dean Devlin

Every one knows that the heavenly bodies move in certain paths in relation to each other with seeming consistency and regularity which we call [physical] law ... No one attributes freewill or motive to the material world. Is the conduct of man or the other animals any more subject to whim or choice than the action of the planets? ... We know that man's every act is induced by motives that led or urged him here or there; that the sequence of cause and effect runs through the whole universe, and is nowhere more compelling than with man. — Clarence Darrow

For them, it was nothing but an ordinary day on an ordinary day on an ordinary weekend, but for her, there was something revelatory about the notion that wonderful moments like these existed. — Nicholas Sparks

Our liberty springs from and depends upon an abiding faith in God. — Ronald Reagan

You can write a radical Norwegian or a conservative Norwegian. And when I changed to a conservative Norwegian, I gained this distance or objectivity in the language. The gap released something in me, and in the writing, which made it possible for the protagonist to think thoughts I had never myself thought. — Karl Ove Knausgaard

Only the force of American arms, or the extremely credible threat of that force, can bring a fresh face to power. — Christopher Hitchens

The fiery warrior was at the mercy of his temper and came to his senses only when his opponent lay bleeding on the floor. — Markus Heitz

I've seen death and I didn't like it. — Djuna Barnes