Funny Marriages Quotes & Sayings

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. — Clint Eastwood

I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages. — Casey Wilson

Time, dear friend, time brings round opportunity; opportunity is the martingale of man. The more we have ventured the more we gain, when we know how to wait. — Alexandre Dumas

Anyone can sell product by dropping their prices, but it does not breed loyalty. — Simon Sinek

But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it's not funny. There's no conflict. — Brad Garrett

Spend your money for education; it will pay you the best dividend. No one will be able to steal is and you will not lose it for a second. — Debasish Mridha

I don't know how breeder marriages ever work, since the wife never seems to understand. — Andrea Speed

Prepared for the worst,but still praying for the best — Lil' Wayne

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third. — Woody Allen

There are many who believe that 'Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence!' Whether you are indeed 'married' or if you are 'single', I am sure that funny quotes on weddings and marriages always tend to put a wicked smile to the face. It is often said that 'People who are married are often desperate to get out of it and people who are single can't wait to get in!' — Georg C. Lichtenberg

Most people have their best ideas when they take their minds away from problems they're trying to solve. — Margaret Heffernan

Sugar Ray Leonard's retirements last about as long as Elizabeth Taylor's marriages. — Bob Arum

The materials shape your idea. — Erik Spiekermann

According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry, lonely women, you'll be dead soon. — Tina Fey