Funny Maoy Quotes & Sayings

Time will tell how you rate against the rest of the competition. I'll let everyone else worry about championships. I'm going to worry about qualifying at Pomona. — Larry Dixon

I love Johnny (Depp). A lot of the stuff I've done for him stands out for me just because of the relationship and who he is. — Colleen Atwood

She didn't trust people who didn't like garlic, especially big fried pieces. — Maria Semple

Cum gutters are pretty high up there too," I smiled sleepily. "Cum gutters?" he asked with a short laugh, — Lola Stark

Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing. — Walt Kelly

I didn't watch one tape on Pacquiao. There is no reason to study him. He's not at this level. — Floyd Mayweather Jr.

Live and Love in Technicolor! — Dorothy F. Shaw

When there is little you can do, you do what you can. — Padma Lakshmi

Delight at having understood a very abstract and obscure system leads most people to believe in the truth of what it demonstrates. — Georg C. Lichtenberg

Anything that's really grounded in humanity and is real, but just happens to be faux pas, or just really shouldn't be funny, I like it. — Rockmond Dunbar

Owning a book is a third of the goal. The others are actually reading it and applying it. — Israel Wayne

Our stereotyping societies force us to feel more alone. They stamp masks on us and isolate out real selves. We all live in two worlds: the old comfortable man-centred world of absolutes and the harsh real world of relatives. The latter, the relativity reality, terrifies us; and isolates and dwarfs us all. — John Fowles

Writer? Author? Storyteller, that's what I decided to be. — Robert McCammon