Funny Malory Archer Quotes & Sayings

By deciding that they would study only that which could be verified under controlled conditions, they had merely limited their field of endeavor. Most truth lay outside the neat confines of science.... — Orson Scott Card

I eat an avocado every day. It's amazing for your skin. It's one of the super-foods, and I'm just so into eating properly and healthily. — Joan Collins

I was born like everyone else, and a man must not live in dependence on anyone except God; — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband. — Faina Ranevskaya

There remain times when one can only endure. One lives on, one doesn't die, and the only thing that one can do, is to fill one's mind and time as far as possible with the concerns of other people. It doesn't bring immediate peace, but it brings the dawn nearer. — A. C. Benson

Time is information we don't have. Time is our ignorance. — Carlo Rovelli

It's not where we've been that matters to God. It's who we are becoming in Him. — Liz Curtis Higgs

I have come to know that we learn much more of what is important when we concentrate on helping others than when we concentrate on our own challenges. — John H. Groberg

Every night was a somber, adults-only slumber party - no giggles or whispers, just lots of coughing and farting and snoring and groaning, the sounds and smells of too many stressed-out of people packed into too small a place. — Tom Perrotta

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. — Ed Gillespie

My adult life has been a patchwork of projects, most of which were fleeting fancies of overreaching vision. I tend to seize on things, only to abandon them due to a lack of time, talent or inclination. — Susan Wiggs

Mori looked across and was, briefly, a languageless, inhuman thing rescued from the sea and asked for an impious favour. — Natasha Pulley