Funny Magneto Quotes & Sayings

You've got to be really careful about what you say and do anywhere you are. I actually had a dream about being in parking garage and having somebody in front of me taking too long to get their change and honking the horn and then yelling back, and getting out and yelling at each other and then seeing it on YouTube the next day. — Mitt Romney

Life is a gift we need to love a little harder. — Shane North

Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual. — Michael Ian Black

Let's make health care a meritocracy. Access to the best care goes to people who did what they could to avoid becoming ill. — Astro Teller

Jesus didn't command his followers to feel something. He commanded them to do some things. — Andy Stanley

I joined Walt Disney, went to work, December 2nd 1935, so obviously, I'm not too young! — Marc Davis

Being single can pave the way for new opportunities. — Selena Gomez

The economic egalitarianism of the liberal ideology implies ... the reduction of Westerners to hunger and poverty. — James Burnham

Would I come off as a creepy-stalker-kind-of-guy or would it demonstrate that I cared? — S.A. Tawks

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. — Mark Twain

Naturally as a kid, I was inspired by Sting. I remember seeing him with the blonde hair, the neon tights, and the painted face. — Jeff Hardy

Democracy in China is maybe like a democracy that is separated, distributed. But in the West, maybe it's something you go to the supermarket to buy. — Wu Shanzhuan